Monday, May 26, 2008

About Me

About Me

Brevity is the soul of wit. Yeah right, and I am William Shakespeare. Well tricks, hoes, and bitches, I couldn’t fit this into the about me section of my facebook profile so here is a blog entry for those who care. The rest are required to find me witty.

PG Kamensky is a CPA. 3 C's, Confidence, Control, Challenge describe PG Kamensky’s personality. 3 P’s Pimpin', Palm Readin', Partyin' describes his activities. He is also gifted in massage. And 3 A's, Antifeminism, Antifoeticide, fruitarian Abolitionism are causes he supports. He is an Authority Masculist (a term he coined), a Pro Life Fruitarian Abolitionist (a term he coined), and a Pimp (Perceiving Sensitive Challenge) which is an Attitude Type(a term he coined) . ... Someone who stands for nothing will fall for anything. ... PG Kamensky dislikes informality. Friendship is a slow ripening fruit. PG Kamensky is a believer in respect for the male gender, rank, and age as well as courtesy towards all human beings. Respect is the basis for successful relationships and the glue of society. However humor is the oil of society. PG Kamensky’s turn offs are uptight people, people who nitpick and nag, both female and male. He is loose, humorous, and sarcastic. In an insane world we only have sarcasm to redeem our sanity. And fuck you if you can't take a joke, be you Queen Elizabeth. ... Potential God (PG) is the honorific used by members of the Kamenskyst Civilization, equivalent to Anglo Saxon Mr. PG Kamensky welcomes all to become the adherents of the Kamenskyst Philosophy, inspired by the Nation of Gods and Earths, Jainism, Deism, and Objectivism. PG Kamensky will not compromise his Agenda with yours. What you see is what you get baby. Being a man is being a leader. Deliberating is a leader's job. If you choose PG Kamensky (as your Life Coach or Date) you must do as he tells you. If you don't want to go along with the program, than choose someone else. Because you don't pick a leader to deliberate for him. You don't elect a President to make decicions for him. You don't appoint a Judge to deliberate for the Judge. It's about choice, it's not a concentration camp, whether it's pimping, life coaching, or dating. Slavery is a crime, PG Kamensky is a Gentleman not a Macho Boy, but he is no Wimp either. You know what I am saying? ... A smart woman will choose PG Kamensky. ... When you can understand the logic behind his every order (maybe in twenty years) THAN you can start thinking and adding on to his ideas. Be humble, because don't forget that pride comes before the fall, just like Icarus who didn't listen to his dad. He thought he knew better. So he flew up too close to the sun, which melted his wings (made of feathers glued together with wax) and he fell into the sea and drowned. If you trust yourself (your intuition), you trust the man you choose. The one who does the choosing does the paying. You must choose PG properly. The fee is not necessarily money. For a woman who wants Kam (as he is affectionately called) to be her Life Coach, it is money (one day's earning). For his male students PG Kamensky's fee is 100% dedication. He doesn't want them to drag their feet becoming a liability. Doing the things he tells them and not cherrypicking his system is all he asks for his hard earned wisdom. The game is sold not told fellahs. For a woman seeking a relationship with Kam (as he is affectionately called), she has to work hard to earn him! Everything has a price. ... Even the Supreme Being couldn't have his watermelon and eat it too.

PG Kamensky doesn't compensate like some pimps with pie in the sky promises. He can't even guarantee that this relationship will continue the next day. Avariciousness is dumb. Why? This moment is your life. If you always think about the future, you never live. The Supreme Being rewards those who let go. It is better to spend ten minutes with Kam at a bus stop than a one month vacation in Paris isn't it? Kam is trying to shine some light into your life by treating you like trash or at least cracking some corny jokes. Sure, Kam will make you successful beyond your wildest dreams. Successful at the things you need, not at the things you want. You need a man who you can respect. You need a man who puts you in your place.

It is better either to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence.
Hope has a long memory, gratitude a bad one. What good is giving away the store? Being too compassionate to keep all of his wisdom to himself for the sake of his own advantage is placing others' needs before one's own, which is being a Nice Guy. On the other hand a you can't just carry silence to excess letting another's failing grow incurable. Don't assume there isn't more where this came from. Never assume. This is just a tip of the tentacle.

Now on to heavy subjects. Levity lifts us into the sky, but paradoxically we can't enter paradise if we don't address heavy subjects. To join PG Kamensky's virtual paradise called Club Kam, you have to state your unshakeable belief in three certitudes. First let it be clear that PG Kamensky is neither a Libertarian, nor a collectivist (Conservative or Liberal). He has his own thing. Don't assume he is a Libertarian because he agrees on certain issues with Libertarians. Don’t assume he is a Conservative or a Liberal because he agrees with them on certain issues. You see, PG Kamensky never takes the wrong side of the argument because his opponent has taken the right side. In other words he is not going to take up smoking because Hitler didn't smoke. This is childish. The mainstream political parties are childish. PG Kamensky has his own political philosophy for an endangered species called Adults. He wants to gather them all on his site, bind them with a common set of values, and maybe start his own country on some Pacific island called Adultland. ... Democracy is three kids and one adult voting on whom to have for dinner. "Fuck that shit."

Although Kam is for laissez faire capitalism and against statism, he is anti guns (the author of the second amendment wrote "Do not separate text from historical background. If you do, you will have perverted and subverted the Constitution …"), anti abortion (a euphemism for murder), anti extreme equality (because extreme equality is as far from the spirit of true equality as inequality), and last but not least PG Kamensky is a Fruitarian Abolitionist (come on Libertarians, stop making lame excuses, you don’t eat Retarded people do you?! The Natural Law should extend to all living beings.) The threefold creed is All living beings, plants, animals, and humans are equal in respect to value of their life. Men and women are equal in respect to Liberty. Only men can have Authority. Irrational plants and animals and retarded people are our wards. Women are not wards. They choose. And although there are exceptions to the order of nature, men are better suited for leadership than women. The courage of a man is shown in commanding, of a woman in obeying. This is the Truth and the threefold creed which is one of the pillars of the Kamenskyst Philosophy.

The only honest source of nourishment is botanical fruit because botanical fruit is the only food that is freely offered. Any other food is stolen. Stealing and killing can’t be justified.

PG Kamensky has been on a diet of mostly nonsweet botanical fruits, chili, avocado, olives, champignon mushrooms (fruiting bodies), dates. He takes a synthetic B12 supplement as part of his daily multivitamin pill, and he consumes soya milk, soya yogurt, tofu, and nuts (rarely) as sources of protein. He has proven to himself that Rational or Practical Fruitarian diet is healthy (his triglycerides fell from 391 to 135 in two years while his body weight is slightly above his ideal weight, and his good cholesterol rose). No evil, even if it is permissible under the rules, is excusable. Some people would rather die than descend into cannibalism. But this evil is not even necessary. I have proved it. So the use of animal and plant products that involves harm to plants or animals should be banned immediately, abolished like slavery. As Socrates says, "Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live." This doesn’t mean that the tables should be turned and animals should be made into some sort of fetish.

I shall extrapolate on these three certitudes (Pro Life Fruitarian Abolitionism, Authority Masculism, and Loyalty) in future posts.

If you are already convinced apply to join Club Kam
http://www.clubkam.ning.com

About Club Kam

Club Kam is a combination of a social networking service with coaching. It has a code of conduct (which is part of the Kamenskyst Philosophy) which includes Pro Life Fruitarian Abolitionism, Authority Masculism, and Loyalty. Belief in these values and 100% dedication are required to join and remain a member. Some Club Kam communities are virtual classrooms. PG Kamensky is a Self Improvement author who prefers writing to a live audience in a forum to writing on a blog or website.